The Quibbler - Issue 1 [Issue VOID - Due to reelection of ranks.]

-There is a fresh new Issue of The Quibbler resting upon a vender's shelf-

Written By: Borris Willows

Wizards all around the world rejoiced today when they found out their new Minister for Magic. Our old Minister was voted out by a landslide, due to the tax problems and failing security of the Magical Law Enforcement department. Along with this brand new Minister comes new structure and beliefs.

What is highly disappointing, is the fact i couldn't get a meeting with Tisius Vitium, his support staff had told me he was fairly busy organizing the new revolution.

All of the wizarding world will ponder and comment on our Ministers actions, as well as encourage him in the right decisions. What shall the first act of Minister be? Keep checking on The Quibbler for updates.

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Written By: Adriana Ishkov

Earlier Today,

A new Head of Department of Magical Law Enforcement was hired. Many speculate if he is talented enough for the job, however they believe in the new Minister for Magic Tisius Vitium. I had a special interview with Frithdar Theurge and here is as follows:

Do you think dark practioners are on the rise?
Im happy to say, no. There haven't been many reports of Dark Wizards.

Do you think this period of peace will last?
Sadly, also no. Sometime in the future a power hungry wizard will go dark to get what he/she wants.

What is your plan, when you capture dark wizards?
See, me and the Minister have been developing some plans. The Minister for Magic and i shall be working quite closely together due to him being Cheif Warlock of the the Wizengamot as well.

Before anymore questions could be asked, a few aurors rushed in to report something to Frithdar Thuerge. He couldn't disclose what this information was, however he urgently left the premises of the Ministry. Frithdar seemed alright in person, but does this truly ensure our safety?

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Weekly Column By: Mark Pewter

Hey Readers,
Todays incantation of the week is Incendio. Incendio is perfect for burning away those nasty weeds going in your gardens, it also gives the Garden Gnomes a good fright. Incendio is the flame spell, and should be handled with care. Always remember to have Aguamenti stored up your sleeve to put out any fires that get out of control.

Etymology:
In Latin, "incendo" means "I set fire".
"Incendio" is the Spanish and Italian word for "fire" (as in "forest fire" or "grassfire") or "conflagration".
"Incendio" (pronounced in-cen-DI-u) is also the first person singular of the present of the spanish and portuguese verb "incendiar", meaning "to set fire to".

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